Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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