ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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