5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
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I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
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My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
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