I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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