So drunk, too bad you don't want this
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
my poor anus
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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