U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Randomize
