it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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