So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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