Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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