I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
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i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
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You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on