hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
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there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
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If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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