Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
