Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
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My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
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When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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