My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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