Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
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It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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