There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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