there was a trapeze. enough said
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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