i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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