did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
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She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
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Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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