Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
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You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
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The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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