look no pants
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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