Having a random hookup so left but love u
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Randomize
