I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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