Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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