Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
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And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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