brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I just want to make out with him forever
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
