john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
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The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
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We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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