Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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