you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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