Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
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I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
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I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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