Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Randomize
