i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Randomize
