apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
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votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
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Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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