woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
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And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
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I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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