I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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