ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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