I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
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Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
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There's a naked man in my car right now.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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