I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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