I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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