420 ftw
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
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Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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