So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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