So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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