Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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