So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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