I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
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i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
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He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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