dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
is wine microwaveable?
he was CRYING into my vagina
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
The cops high fived after they tackled you
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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