Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
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That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
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fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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