I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Threesome in a minivan. New low
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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