What should our trivia night team be named?
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I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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