In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
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we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
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Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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