She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I think your dad took our porno
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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