Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
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