My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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