You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Randomize